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If something's not working, then you're in the right place. Just answer "yes" or "no" to the following questions, and all will be well. Well, maybe not "well" but well enough. First, we'll have to inquire a bit as to the functional status of the item or subject in question. More to the point...

DOES THE DAMN THING WORK?

Good artists borrow. Great artists steal. -- Pablo Picasso

Thanks, Dave. -- Mark Haas

With gratitude to Dave Simons for this fun problem solver.